I regret to say that the Admiral's whereabouts are—due to him probably fooling around with being a Saniwa sage or a captain in World of Warships—still unknown.

What I'm holding now, however, are his papers which survived the blast. They contain the operational orders he left behind for us.

Doesn't that just mean his twitter account was taken over by a spammer!!? Original just says "taken over by spam", without saying what was taken over. Twitter is quite plausible though, judging by the time of this update and concurrent high-profile twitter account hacks. Shouldn't be the DMM account itself, as the shipgirls would be panicking then instead of laughing.