It seems that they've decided on animating Kancolle... I'm just going to die of misfortune from now on...

Why's that? It's our chance to work hard right in people's living rooms! Let's go forth with passion!!

I'll turn up my good luck and aim for a regular spot! I'll appear even if I have to completely swipe away my rivals' luck!!

I'm thinking that about half of the shipgirls are going to be softly restructured out... And misfortunate me here was probably nominated for the Restructuring Academy Prize right at the planning stage.

Gunununu... I dare not even think about that!

Please go and tell that lesson to yourself. And you're rather stingy, aren't you...?

One does not get through life on luck alone! That was a good lesson for you, was it not? As recompense, lunch would be fine!!

Fufufu, you poor naive child... You're standing right in a precarious position yourself, you know! The self-same loner ship, Shimakaze-chan and the self-same lucky ship, Shigure-chan and the like... You have just so many rivals, no? Just sit yourself down with everyone else and join me in the jealous side!