Only half a woman as always, eh, dearie?

What say ye accept some training from me, already?

If you accept right now, the first month's free of charge, all righty?

You're going to charge me for this!?

You also get cash back for introducing your friends to the program.♪

So you're just plainly trying to expand your scale!?

Hmmm...I could hook folks in with these shenanigans in the outside world...

If anything, that just makes it twice as shady...