Ahh my pagoda! Parody of this story

My hand slipped and it ended up falling into the lake

Was the pagoda you dropped this golden one?

Or was it this silver pagoda?

Oh, no

It's more oldish

As well as dirty

You sure are an honest one

As a reward...

I shall give you this super-ultra-ultimate-hyper-miracle-gorgeous pagoda!

Oh no!

My hand slipped and it ended up falling into the lake

Was the pagoda you dropped this golden one?

Or was it this silver pagoda?

As punishment, you will never get it back

You are a dishonest person

Wha-- but it's true

No no what I dropped is

My, this is wonderful!

Super-ultra-ultimate-hyper-miracle-gorgeous-final-full-throttle- Jugemu-Jugemu-Gokō-no-surikire-Kaijarisuigyo-no-Suigyōmatsu-Unraimatsu-Fūraimatsu- Sui-hei-li-bei-bokunofune- Nakuyo-uguisu- Hitonami-ni-ogoreya- Dōng-xī-nán-běi-Bái-fā-Lì-lì-zhí-Yī-fā-Rin-shan-kai-hō-dora-dora-chyuu-ren-(pou-tou)(jeweled pagoda)!! These refer to, 1. Making something sound awesome through English words 2. A name from a folklore linked above (which also happens to be where my username comes from :D) 3. One way Japanese people remember the periodic table 4. A comic book title 5. Another comic book title 6. Hands/moves/pieces of Mahjong respectively. The last Mahjong hand is a pun on her pagoda as well since the name of the hand has "jeweled pagoda" in it. 4. and 5. could also be referring to an old Japanese time-period description and the first couple of numbers for the square root of three.