In a place that isn't Earth and not even on the ground.Starts our both long and short story...Where am I...Help me!!I can't get out...What's this...?Haaaah! You scared!? Surprised!?Gotcha! lololololololololPlease help me get out, Mr. Degenerate...Where is this place...?Hehehehe! If I could get out that easily..Do you think I'd still be here?I know~How about... a game with this humble me...If you win, I will not NOT tell you how to leave and so on."Sea turtle soup"Do you know that game?It's easy~It's a quiz game!I will ask you questions. If you can guess the answer right in one attempt, I will tell you how to get out of here!And here are the essential questions~Am I?Is this place?Are you here?Yes~ Just the 3~How should I know the answers to those questions...?Of course, there will be hints!Insect CageYou will have 5 chances to ask me questions!Questions that this humble me will answer with all honesty!But I can only answer withUse these 5 chances of hints wisely, and you could deduce the answer to my 3 questions, and win this game.You understand now?Well then, please ask your first question~Are you a shitty degenerate hentai pervert garbage worm pedophile kidnapper?I am most certainly NOT!!!This humble me is a gentleman!I assure you, I am most certainly not one of those kidnapper or whatever they're called!Well, then...Are you the one who brought me here...?I am not.Th..Then...Have I ever met you before..?That is alsoThis is our "first meeting".F..First meeting...??It can't be...It's true!!I don't know... But this does feels like the first time I've ever met this guy, but then...If this is our first meeting, then how do you know of me...?Could it be that you really do know how to get out of here in the first place!?Of course I know!Only one question left.As I said at the start of the game, you have to win in order to get out of here.And since this humble me is such a gentlemen, he would ne~~ver lie.In any case, there's no way I'll know the answers to your 3 questions after this...5 chances is too few to begin with...What a pain... Here's my last question, so listen well...Are you... of the same race as me...?I am not.Right, question time is over!Now, won't you please answer my 3 questions~?He says, could he be an alien...??But then, how can he speak the same language as me..? Who is this guy really....Huh...But then...Wait a minute...The question is not who this guy is...!More importantly...Before that...!To begin with....!!!Who am I...!!??Press "Next" to proceedPanpakapa!!
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