「ほらほらどうしたその程度かー！？そんな一人で空も飛べないようなへっぽこぴーのところに、サンタさんは来てくれないぞー！！」
「はい！コーチぃ！」

なんだこれ

"Come on, come on, is that all you've got!? Santa doesn't come to the homes of lame, useless kids who can't even fly on their own!!"

"Got it, coach!"

'The heck is this?