A strong hurricane will land early next morning...

A hurricane, huh.

You're excited? Well I guess you'll have a good excuse to show off your panties.

Retard.

Walking around in a miniskirt and no petticoat in the middle of a hurricane? Can you say "contrived"? Or "turn-off"?

Hold down my ankle-length skirt that's been swept up to my thighs, say "aww, no", blush... That's how to do it.

Aww, no