If it's you then I can barely princess carry you.

Grrr

Even with your combat gear.

Ah.

I...um... It's not like I...

You (Your gear) are too heavy, even for me...

Heavy!?

I've gotten lighter now!!

So now you can carry me all your want-

That's not it!! It's not like I want to be carried or anything like that!

Oh, me...