Your Excellency! Admiral Acehowl and Admiral d'Ouchebaque are at it again!

They started an argument over a trivial reason such as women's breast sizes or whatever, which turned into a meaningless fight in which they are now using unnecessarily advanced hand-to-hand combat techniques!!

If those who hold the commanding position start displaying such disrespectful behavior, it will have an impact on the discipline over the entire base! Please, use your authority and say them a word of reprimand!!

■ Revenge match! What boobs are the best?!

Mm?

You... You are...

So even now you are fighting over what breasts are the best, big ones or small ones?..

You haven't made a single step forward since the time of the Military Academy...

......Listen well.

Damn, he just took all the best of big boobs and lolis!! Our old man plays on cheats, just as always!! He just came and won our argument in an instant!..

Hey, wait a sec. I ain't gonna let that go! Did he just bluntly assume that I am a loli enjoyer just as he is?!

Loving flat-chested girls and loving lolis are two entirely different things! Please don't compare apples with oranges here.

Wha-? That means you actually aren't into little girls?

I adore them though, why?

■ Marriageable-age-class heavy cruiser story: Too bad!! Ashigara-san

By the way, Ashigara! I remember from your words that an argument over the best breast size was, as you said, "trivial"? Listen well. The sanctity called woman's breasts is the phenomenon that a man, or a woman... No, that is not even limited to humans, so rather a life of any form is the first to experience after being born into to this world.

Calling that "trivial" is without exaggeration an offence towards the life itself!!

Fu-!? Why am I the one reprimanded???