First off, my apologies to the rabid Death Note haters. If you have to complain about the times, please do so elsewhere - I sincerely doubt I possess the power to destroy fandoms at request.

EDIT: Of course, considering that Death Note doesn't have a large market over here, the fanbase is probably small enough to not give rise to a significant antibase. Ah, never mind then.

Secondly, my apologies to those of you who don't know who Suiseiseki is. Anyhow, her trademark abuse of "desu" is what resulted in this deviation. I had this particular idea during a conversation with ~marykn13, but it took me several days to finally getting around to finish it. So here it is!

For those of you illiterate in Japanese, ですノート and デスノート are pronounced exactly the same. That's why the note papers have "desu" written all over it.

I wonder if the death note has power to kill sentence copula?

...Ryuk is my favorite apple-eating goth-fish-crow-zombie-thing.

Light, Ryuk, and Death Note © Tsugumi Ohba & Takeshi Obata

Suiseiseki © Peach-Pit

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EDIT: No idea how Suiseiseki became associated with "desu"? [link]

And Ryuk has two arms. Look closerly.