Lyrics: Fujiko Fujio Composer: Tsutsumi Kyouhei Singer: Shiraishi Fuyumi

Hey there, I am Little Vampi! The ruler of Vampire Mansion, me! With just one—just one—fingertip I can make even high youkai flip! One and two, three and four— They'll fold like taffy* at the shore! Wham, kabam, kabop, kapow! (Repeat x 4) (The following is the same after all three verses) "Sakuya!" ("Myyy!") "Patchouli!" ("Mukyuuu, m'yes!") "Meiling!" ("Rrnngh!") Let's go, you three! Come follow me! Happy, zippy, so weird and trippy! I am Little Vampi!

Hey, there, I am Little Vampi! Ally of all youkai, that's me! With just one—just one—gentle call I can make even high youkai bawl! I'll pet your belly button with care. So don't you go cry, now. There, there. Bwa-ha, gya-ha, tee-hee-hee!(Repeat x 4)

Hey, there, I am Little Vampi! The star of Gensou-land, that's me! I give one—just one—whistle peep, And youkai crowd about like sheep! Fall in step as you're arrayed, And we'll all make a big parade! Dum-pa dum-ba, bum-pa-dum!(Repeat x 4)