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Takahiko---!!

Big Broooo!!

My boyfriend keeps ignoring my texts,

he's the worst-

If I look closer, this doesn't say "text read," but "almost dead"...!!Literally, she misread "kitoku"(critical condition) as "kidoku"(read). Took some slight liberties to preserve the punniness.

Hey hey, are you free this Saturday? I wanna go to an amusement park <3

-nd when the patient tripped -food went flying everywhere -hilarious right lol

funny lol