You're a chihuahua.

Eh? Not a dachshund?

OK everyone, if I could have your attention-

Mistress, you're getting in the way of my cleaning.

I'm busy breathing right now.

I have to go to the bathroom, you can wait 100 years or so.

All of you, have some interest in your mistress!

Hold on a sec. OK. Be honest, what do you think about your mistress.

No, a monkey.

How about you get away from pets for a bit? ok?

Then what about Flan! What does that make Flan!?

Is she a monkey's sister! Huh!?

Ukii~!

Cute young mistress.

Mischievous young mistress.

Psycho.

Hey, wait! There's some fucker who doesn't agree with everyone else!!

Who is it!

Hmph... How uncouth... So that's the extent of your charisma. If it's me, I'm-

Seedbed. 苗床 abbreviates 触手の苗床 (tentacle seedbed), an in-joke nickname for her in this series).

Seedbed.

Seedbed.

Seedbed.

The Loitering Seedbed Patchouli Knowledge

Oh, I finally understand. You all wanted a war.

So be it!