Hey there you brats.

Last night, bombs were wrapped around several students' necks-

Sex and the Mokou

I need to kill. To be saved, I need to kill. I need to kill...

And were left unable to say anything other than that. I've brought them under my care. Now I'm sure you demon-chans know something, no you don't just know, this is your work.

We were only acting within our beliefs.

One can't live a correct way of life thinking everything to be correct.

I can correctly say without a doubt that your way of life is not correct.

Well first off, it's quite strange of you to doubt us.

The reason being that we're just so cute.

See, nyaan nyaan.

The ban on playing SAW has been lifted.

I saw an unemployed man wearing a Precure T-shirt.

So don't come near me.

That was a fairy.

I saw a woman with abnormally large cleavage who was screwed up in the head.

That was me.

Don't melt your friends.

Or no it wasn't me. I'm gonna kill you.

Oh, a nori-tsukkomi? When the tsukkomi pretends to go along with the boke before making fun of them.

I saw Moko-tan topless and shaking.

That's cause it was cold.

I saw that the light was gone from Moko-tan's eyes.

That's cause it was dark.

I saw her in Sensei's house.

That's cause I fucked her.

Any other questions?

She's good.

*beep beep*