Of course. I always do my absolute best, you know.

Because Koakuma is "earnest", unlike a certain Miss Gatekeeper. ♪

...Uh-huh.

Then why have I seen you slacking off a lot, where Patchouli-sama doesn't see you?

As long as my boss doesn't find out, I'm good 𝅘𝅥𝅮

It's a part of my job to stay in shape and get the right amount of rest so that I don't get caught

Uwah-

Smooth words make smooth ways indeed

But even when I'm dozing off, I'll know if any suspicious people are coming

But it's not the problem, is it?

If the gatekeeper dozes off leisurely, other people will make fun of Scarlet Devil Mansion

U... ...Um, maa... I know that but... ...it's just