Serious Yuri

I could die!!

What are you saying so suddenly? And why are you shouting like that? They'll start saying we were only hired because of our connections again...

It's true that we were, and it's bothering me that we don't have anything to teach Teana... That girl is too full of eagerness, and you're too much of a bimbo.

If you say anything more, I'll throw you into an asylum.

That's not what I'm talking about... If it was for you Nanoha, I'd gladly die...

If I hadn't met you, I would really have died a meaningless death... We'll always be together, Nanoha.

For example... if... you got married...

If... you were taking a stand against the declining birthrate...

If... you were trying to escape from reality...

(I failed, I failed, I failed, I failed, I failed...)

We're meant to be together, Nanoha... I love you. You're so cute I could die.

I know... say "nano" like you used to. If you do that, you'll be even more cute.

*gulp*

My friend from episode one was such a stalker, nano.

But anyway, you'll cause trouble for Yuuno-kun, so stop it, really.

What? Yuuno again?

That guy who's been cooped up in the infinite archives for almost ten years... He's probably already dead... He must be rotting...

Nanoha, it's about time for Vivio's Parents' Day at school, so hurry and get changed.

What? What the...?!

I'll get changed right away.