Those who speak lies shall suffer in Mahāraurava after they have died.

For approximately 6.8 quadrillion years.

Quadrillion? Okay, she really said trillion here, but given the numeral system is different between Japan and the majority of the western countries, calling it 6,800 trillion wouldn't sound right in English.

...What is that?

Hijiri, April Fool doesn't count, right?

Now, let's pray to Buddha and repent for your actions.