...Eh? Kaga-san?

おい Akagi, hang on a sec... How did you manage to put on Haruna's skirt despite the ridiculous amount of bauxite you ate?

It's easy if you don't tighten the obi... By chance does your fat English belly and huge butt not fit?

くそ! Apart from your waist, your bust and hips are as flat as that flight deck you're so proud of! I'm a little envious that you can put on anything on your upper body!

Kongou-neesama and Akagi-san are having a "drill".

What's going on?

Yes, it's me, Kaga.