Koishi, it seems recently like you're not heading home after school.

Why are you trying to act like a teacher all of a sudden?

Day Duty Chen Unbelievably, it's Flan-chan

Homework Capture the runaway students. Dead or alive. Reward: A hot kiss from Sensei

I was watching reruns of Kinpachi-sensei yesterday.

Well it's not like I don't have problems, but...

...You won't laugh?

Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I'm gonna laugh.

Rolling on the floor.

And I'm gonna exaggerate it as much as I can!

Then I'm gonna spread it all over Gensoukyou!

And finally I'm going to have it be that you got fucked by your sister.

Hmm, well I guess it's fine.

The thing is, I've been hearing that my older sister abuses her pets...

Right, that's the rumour Chen spread.

But the truth is, Orin was the one taking the mounted position.

There's been rumours that Orin was fucked by her master recently.

I mean, I was the one who spread it, but...

So what did Kinpachi-sensei do in this situation?

Pretty certain he had the students fight to the death.

Are you sure that wasn't Kitano Takeshi? "Making students fight to death" is a reference to Battle Royale. The teacher from this movie who's played by Takeshi Kitano and hosts the death game is a parody of Kinpachi-sensei.

Don't go confusing it with the worst thing.

But I don't think it's the wrong solution for this.

You two caused this.

Is something wrong? You can tell Sensei anything.

So are you pregnant, or suffering from gender identity disorder?