Sister Remilia, I've been thinking of getting into Twitter.

Gensokyo was built over the foundation of there being no smartphones and the like, so I won't allow it.

Erm, that's like those Maasai people.

More importantly, why do you want to partake in such things?

All that happened just now was that Pache shoved a bottle of soy sauce up Koakuma's urethra and it got all inflamed.

That restaurant was getting really rowdy.

That was hilarious.

Chen's been trolling lots of people and then deleting her account, and then doing it all over again. It looks like fun.

That girl's getting really rotten.

"Mistress is pissing right now"

*tweet tweet*

Don't go making up and spreading embarrassing stuff about your family! Especially if it's true!

"never mind lol i was joking lol forget it lol"

You're just making it look more true, you idiot!

Hey, some mysterious account said "Her head, pussy, and ass are all loose"!!

Sucks for you!

Kyaa!

It must be Chen!

Eh? But their name is "Tentacle Library @Mukyuu"?

I just remembered I have something important to do.

It was Chen.