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Sensei, how do you make a baby?
You release sperm inside of a girl on a day when there is a good chance for them to become pregnant.
I didn't want to hear that.
Huh?
Why did you ask that? You girls couldn't have not known about this, right?
But, Sensei is having a lot of fun right now!
Ah! I see. I'm sorry, my bad!
If a Cabbage Farm has sex with a Stork, Cabbage Farm will undergo implantation. directly related to a couple of urban legends. The Stork everyone knows about, and (maybe) the Cabbage Princess by Errol Le Cain.
What the hell were you sorry for just a minute ago?
And why do you look so proud of yourself?
If you end up with a stork, do you think you can harvest it cleanly?
Hmm... that's been on my mind for a while now...
I meant explain a little more teacher-like, maybe with a stamen and stigma for examples.
Oh, I see.
If you imagine the penis as a stigma, a penis would...
No, why can't you understand?! You're not supposed to say penis straight out!
But I want to.
You do...
We thought adults would be put into a dilemma if we asked.
I've been teaching you everyday, after all.
Of course.
You are a psycho, after all.
Ahaha~ you're making me blush~.
Of course it's Tewi
Homework: Think of 100 good things about Sensei, then read them out loud to Mokou.
Lost Items Cirno (60% Liquid) Third Eye Green Hat
Today's meeting topic: Returning life to Mokou's eyes.

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    Sensei, how do you make a baby?
    You release sperm inside of a girl on a day when there is a good chance for them to become pregnant.
    I didn't want to hear that.
    Huh?
    Why did you ask that? You girls couldn't have not known about this, right?
    But, Sensei is having a lot of fun right now!
    Ah! I see. I'm sorry, my bad!
    If a Cabbage Farm has sex with a Stork, Cabbage Farm will undergo implantation. directly related to a couple of urban legends. The Stork everyone knows about, and (maybe) the Cabbage Princess by Errol Le Cain.
    What the hell were you sorry for just a minute ago?
    And why do you look so proud of yourself?
    If you end up with a stork, do you think you can harvest it cleanly?
    Hmm... that's been on my mind for a while now...
    I meant explain a little more teacher-like, maybe with a stamen and stigma for examples.
    Oh, I see.
    If you imagine the penis as a stigma, a penis would...
    No, why can't you understand?! You're not supposed to say penis straight out!
    But I want to.
    You do...
    We thought adults would be put into a dilemma if we asked.
    I've been teaching you everyday, after all.
    Of course.
    You are a psycho, after all.
    Ahaha~ you're making me blush~.
    Of course it's Tewi
    Homework: Think of 100 good things about Sensei, then read them out loud to Mokou.
    Lost Items Cirno (60% Liquid) Third Eye Green Hat
    Today's meeting topic: Returning life to Mokou's eyes.

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