...Ehhhh, Ma... Maaaaa...

Stop it.

Don't be like that, Mama.

You're so cruel, Mama.

But I hear you. If you don't like Mama, how 'bout Mother-, no, Mother Dear? Sounds classy.

No, like I said, it's not the matter of naming.

Maybe Mommy or Mum? This kind of gap would be interesting.

See, nothing we can do here. So, let's stop calling her mama from now on...

Yep, that, Master will do.

Hmm, Master has the same "ma" and feels close to former, so, maybe Mistress will be better?

Ooh, sounds good! Hurry, try saying it!

Let's go with mama! And this conversation is over!!!