Can speaku Engrish. Engrish izu easy. What day izu not today? Yeah octopus! I amu berry hungry!

Wow! Such fluent English. It's like she's a foreigner!

For some reason Saunders High's students like to force lots of foreign words into their speech. It's like they're faux foreigners...

Kinda like TokiMemo's Katagiri?

They probably can't even speak proper English...

I knew it, you faker! What a scam, faux foreigner!

*crying*

Yuzuko-chan! English! Help me out with the English!

Wow, English huh. As expected, Sanders sure is exceptional.

Oh, so you can speak English as well. Then let's converse in English right now!

Sure.

No! Just who are you suspecting. For someone like ME, a high-school girl overflowing with Yankee spirit, speaking English is a piece of cake!

By now my Engrish is more fluent than my Japanese!

But I'm from Nagasaki. Spoken in Kyushu dialect.

Charge!! Saunders High's English Abilities