I have been thinking:

maybe everyone has been stealing my underwear due to their bottled up stress.

Eh?

See, aren't there cases where people with built-up stress set fires and steal things...

So maybe it's due to stress that everyone has been stealing their Admiral's underwear....

If only I was more diligent... then everyone wouldn't have to endure this hardship... (Admiral)

That's not true at all! Plus underwear can be replaced...

It's no good...

So embarrassing...

Because my colleague said to me that the panties thievery rate here must be so high that the cost of panties are actually inputted in the naval base budget...