Reporting Their Wins

Mr. Zeppeli, I defeated Dio with my own hands...

Yes, yes. I understand, child.

Caesar, what'd I do!? I just beat my own son's ass!

I laughed at his hairstyle and he completely lost it!

Is that right... wait,

Y-Your son!?

Listen to this, Gyrooooo!! This half-naked, creepy, macho freak went up to my Slow Dancer and said, "I'll boil you into stew"!! That's outrageous, right!!?

Then he entered his Heat Mode or some crap like that, so I shot at him with Tusk using everything I got!!

That's unfortunate (for your opponent)...

Stop crying with that sorry look on your face.

Uuuggh!