How about you just cough up, already...

Confess honestly, and I won't get mad...

It'll go easier on you if you just spill it!

I've already turned up the evidence!

These bite marks and the empty pack are proof enough!

So cough up now! I mean, spit it out! You can't eat that!

I know it smells good, but it's an eraser! It's made of petroleum!

Scented Eraser PEACHYRASE