Akkun, Akkun,

You know, I heard this from my friend today.

You know that aquarium that went to the other day?

She said there's a jinx that couples that go there will break up.

Could she be indirectly saying "I want to break up" and she's laying the groundwork by saying there's a jinx so even if beyond all odds we break up she can say "I guess that jinx is real" and so this is all preparations for talking about breaking up and

My friend was really worried.

So let's go prove that it's a lie!