The Emperor of Pageviews

Bro, this isn't the time to sit on your ass like that; look at this

Green Dew's pageview trends

FALLING

Good for nothing oldie who's only drawing in viewers because of rose-colored glasses

Quit trying to add stupid feels that don't fit into the story!

Get on with the trends!

tap tap tap tap~ (keyboard onomatopoeia)

Fine, I'll try it out.

Bam!

The Emperor of Pageviews