Oh noes!

One day during Lisa Lisa's strict training, Caesar-chan turned into a little chick! What to do! What should I do, Caesar!

Waaah, what a shocker! I find this when I wake up in the morning!

How'd you do it? Did ya get tired of her hellish training and decided to sprout the wings of freedom?

Like the Crimson Bow and Arrow?

Like hell I could! Don't look down on me, piyo!

UWAAAH! You look so cute, even when you're mad! I wanna ruffle you up! Ruffle you up!

Don't, piyooo!

By the way, I've been woooondering~

They say it's reeeally hard to tell boy and girl baby chicks apart just by looking, right?

Ah-huh~... (1.5 huh)

JoJo... are you thinking...

Fufufuf... Fufufunofu!

Exactly! Caesar-chan, let me seeee you down there~!

Zeppeli Jump

As if you could see me, you swine!

(roughly) Yellow blur

And, ow!

Eat this! Pecking Ripple!!

Gyaaah! Cut it out, it hurts! What the hell! It's so plain, but it stings!

Turning a R18 reference (jargon) into a R18-G one (visually at least) means you'll be diving down on me all night!

Ugh... Who knew! I'm being sexually harassed by a little chick!

You're too damn insensitive, dumbass!

Nmmph, you're hopeless...

At times like this, there's this theory this can be fixed with a prince's kiss! Which means should Joseph-chan give you a wuvly kiss~? Can't get any tongue action though~~

Ah, might be a good idea to not, piyo. I just ate a =censored= off the ground earlier.

...Ha? Huh?

Oh noooo! What're doin' eating that for!? Don't tell me your brain's been turned into a bird's too!

I can't help it! My body's a chick now.

Eat human food and I might have allergies or die from shock!

Awww, can't we ignore that since it's a fantasy?

Course we can't, piyo!

Even though there are some pricey bisque dolls chowing down on hamburgers out there...

Doggies are delicate too.

D-darn it.

Sucky dream if I can't even get a kiss.

How about we try blowing bubbles instead?

Should've brought that up from the start, piyo.

Shut up!

Ugh.. Uooh! I can't do it at all, piyo!

Wah, so flimsy! What happened to your usual skills, hmm?

My body's a different size, so I can't a good grip of how to, piyo...

Should've told me if you wanted to play in water! I've got no problems with it~!

Grmmmm... I won't give up, piyooo!

Enough.

An animal that size would suffer immensely if it were to swallow soap water.

Just for a little bit. He's playing! Y'know, since it's been so hot.

...What do you plan to feed him when he's done? The same food we eat?

Hmmm... Well, if I don't, he's just going to eat whatever bug is nearby.

Wouldn't it be bad if we don't give him a proper meal?

How long do you think this bird's body could withstand your rough treatment?

Are you certain you aren't being hard on yourself?

...I won't stop you if you insist on continuing,

but do you intend to kill him again?

Ha?

What'd you say? Could you repeat that?

Kill him again or something like that? What're talking about? We've always been together. Sure, he turned into this when I woke up this morning, but Caesar's here, right?

Didn't catch that.

Sorry.

Some weird fantasy-like power may have been used on him, but when he wakes up tomorrow, he'll be all better!

He'll turn back into his normal self. So I wanna take this chance to ruffle him up, you know? Besides, he's talking just fine!

Even when he's like this, he's talking like the same stuck up guy we always know. He's doing great.

Right, Caesar-chan?

chirp

...Huh?

W-what is this? What's wrong? Why're you suddenly... speaking like a normal chick...

chirp

cheep

It's too late to try to fool me now. Cut it out...

cherp

chirp

He was talking

normally

just a few seconds ago...

It must be Lisa Lisa! Because you had to say something so weird!

Caesar-chan, you're scared stiff because of it, right?

That bandanna... No, that scarf's design

it doesn't match.

Ah, that's right.

That bandanna

She wasn't fooling around.

was Caesar's keepsake

I

I burned it.

I tried to find the same one.

But I couldn't find it anywhere.

I couldn't find it.

When I asked him where he bought it one time,

Caesar-chan said he didn't buy it.

I looked so much for it,

and it was nowhere to be found,

I couldn't find it.

I lost it.

I really lost it forever.

,,,Right?

AAAAAAAAAH

THAT'S THE DREAM I HAAAAAAD!

BACK OFF, JOJO! You're too close, too close, too close! I'll get Gestaltzerfall!

AAAAAHHHH, I'll never let you go, never ever! Uooooh, Caesar! It's you, it's really you! This time it's really really youuuuuuu!

Cut it out! We're in front of the All Star ladies, for crying out loud!

Lobby for All Star Battle Participants

glomp

Funurabaa!

The women aren't even coming within 5 meters towards me because you're latched onto me!

Who cares! I'm the only one you need beside you, Caesar-chan! That's all you need!

Homo.

Yup, homo.

Can't see it. I'm not seeing a thing.

I'll have my smoke over there instead.

Don't go anywhere again! You! Even if you cry, I won't ever leave your side!

You're the one who's crying here.

I don't wanna go!

Besides, why'd you have to imagine me as a chick in your dream...

Shut up! You'll stay right here with me so I'll never have a dream like that again, won't you?

You won't leave me and go somewhere, right?

From now on, we can be like mammapials!

...Just to clarify, I think you meant marsupials.

lazyy

Excuse me... I thought I heard a baby's cry,

is everything all right?

Uwah! I'm so sorry for the ruckus! Hey, you apologize too!

Hyper Withdrawn Mood.

Someone like me is no good...

UOOH!

AWAWA!

No, no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that at all.

I think it's good to cry when you want to rather than try to hold it in.

When you hold in what you want to say too much, it'll be hard on yourself!

Here, you can have my handkerchief. It might be a meager gesture, but, if it makes you feel better, please...

By all means.

Excuse us again... No, I mean, we're grateful!

...sniffle

I should be the one thanking you!

I hope it can help wipe even some of your tears away... Feel free to use it as if it were your own. It makes me happy too.

Whew, there are some nice people here too!

Be thankful for his generosity and use it.

Mmmmm...

Okay, no sweat...

Ah! Hey! Don't wipe your snot onto it!

He told us to not hold back so why not?

No, no, no!

Wait, hold up! He gave it to us like it was a handout, but it's pretty expensive looking!

Hmm? Something seems to be stitched on its edges... Is it a name?

Yo,

you old man.

...The crap? You talkin' about me?!

First I'm a baby, and now I'm a geezer!

I need to shut up and listen to this crap!

And, of course, you don't.

Tewwible!

Who's bein' so rude to poppin' fresh Joseph-chan...

Hmm?

Uh,

and you are?

I've got nothing against your feelings about this.

But,

I can't sympathize with you.

Uh... What's that for? You say that outta the blue...

Really, uh, who are you?

Hello?

Good to meet you, Joestar-san.

I figured that you were handsome when you were younger.

Your family's genes are amazing.

But...

Yup!

the older you I know who runs around dressed like Indiana Jones is quite reliable as well.

He can't ride airplanes though...

Ah! It's taboo to say too much about that!

Right... How long he intends to dream like this and what path he decides to take,

that's all his choice. Won't argue with whatever he does.

But, hey. What did you see when you came here?

I saw a star.

Can't get anything done staying around here. You'll sink.

That's why I'm going on ahead.

What's their deal? Everyone's picking on me...

They trying to say I finally got popular? Is that it?

...Everyone treasures you.

Hey,

Caesar-chan.

Hmm?

I...

you know,

uh,

maybe I can't do it.

...Hmm.

Maybe...

just maybe,

I might,

not be able to

stay by your side.

...Yup!

If I get married to a cute wifey-wife in the future-

Not if. You're talking about the future you?

Am I? Anyways, if I do, I'll have a really cute kid!

And that kid will have a kid too!

Grandchildren, huh?

Yeah! Grandchildren! But, really, they're all my children!

And I think I'll live a suuuuper long time! Really long! You'd be able to call me a damn old man!

An olde charlton!

Your children don't seem to give you proper respect,

so you should slap their cheeks a little when they give you backtalk!

Ah, the whip of love...! But someone like me would be better off giving them a pinch or smacking them a good one like a cool hero.

Bwaha! You, a hero? That's rich!

Shut up! The running and hiding I do? That's all strategy!

I'd still kick ass even when I'm an old fart! Someday, I'll be known as the Ripple Man!

Oh! Nice. You'd still be living and fightin' hard even in old age? Sounds like a way for you to mature.

I know, right? And when my grandchild gets bigger, he'll get married and have a child of his own. I'll be a great-grandfather!

I'll have my fill of life experienes! Ah, I'll be stuffed with it!

At least that's how I imagine it.

And, at last,

when I face the end of end for all ends,

I'll be able to see you again... Right?

...Well, who can say for sure?

Nonononononoononnono! You have to say yes at times like this, even if it's a lie! You'll say it right?! Hey, cut it out! You're killing me! You'll make me cry!!

I mean, you really really really like me, right!?

Dabaaa!

Hahaa! You're already crying.

Hrm, don't think you can choose for me.

Say it isn't so! There's a time and place for lying and fibbing, but this isn't one of theeeem!!

Okay, okay. I get it, calm down!

Then, you cry with me, Caesar-chan!

Relax! I'll always be waiting for you. You go ahead and do whatever roads or shortcuts you feel like before you come back here, you hear me?

Yaaay! I'll have a loooot of stories ready for you as a souvenir!

Sure! I'll be looking forward to it. ...But, don't feel like you have to hold back for me.

Oh, you bet! I won't be held back! I'll beat myself up if I happen to!

I won't weigh me down, and I won't stop myself.

You should relax, Caesar-chan! I'll show you that I can be a excellent gentleman someday!

! You... you're awake?!

Thank god!

Ah, where am I? Hey, uwaaah! My body hurtssss!

Huh?! What happened to my arm? Oh, that's right! I get it! What about Cars?! Er, wait, it's been a while, Suzie Q?!

Hold on, wait, wait! Don't move around so much! Your injuries will open!

UOOOOH! Blood! Like Niagara Falls!

That's why I said to calm down! Geez, you're fine, so please calm down! I'll go get the doctor right away so...

No! This is no time to be calling for the doc! We've got a bigger problem on our hands!

What is wrong with you now?!

I'm starving! Super hungry!

Hungryyy!

Hah! Does this mean I'm still alive?!

Grrrrr

Grooowwll

Hah!?

Is there something wrong with you? Is that the reason why you're spazzing out so much?

Hawawa

Wait, are you an imposter?! You are, aren't you?!

Ow,ow,yeouch! Stop hitting me with the cushion! Ow!

It's okay! It's the genuine article, the one and only Joseph Joestar!

But!

Ah! That's right, your injuries are all better now. Ain't that great!

Geez,

those couple of blockheads...

We should celebrate! How about we change the scenery and share a drink?

O, okay! Thank you... Wait, what're you saying!? JoJo, you have to lie down and take it easy!

Oya?

Aw, come on, we've got time to relax until the doc comes here.

Let's cut loose and open up a bottle of champagne!

Hey! Ah, all right... Just one glass, you hear!

Oh~! You gotta a good one! Let's open it!

Like hell I would, piyo!