Wh-...why? It's fine if you want to eat it on your own...

Now, now...

Well...I really wanted to eat it quite a bit, but the truth is, it "doesn't want to be eaten" because I'm full, dammit...

*peek*

*tempted*

You're all full, you say! It doesn't want to be eaten, you say! Yeah, right, then I'll eat it, so up yours!!