Remster Yes, I know it says "Remister", but I feel this works better for the joke.

I'm Omaida Takashi, an animal-loving university student with no particular attachments. I say this all the time, but I'm still searching for a girlfriend. Possible author typo: I think 変誓 might be a mistake for 恋誓.

I've got some free time, so maybe I'll head over to the penny-candy store.

And this is "Remirya". I'm hiding her from my folks and raising her in secret, but I'm still not sure what she is.... She calls herself a "vampire", it seems, but...?

Sure, fine by me...

...but if you're seen by people, explaining will be a pain, so I'll get you to hide for now.

Sunlight's strong out there, though.

Getting burned would hurt, so I'll put on some sunblock.

Yeah, it's a matter of life and death for you, ain't it.

This is the cooling type, so it's a little cold.

Geez, you're selfish.