Mom, today my teacher talked about AIDS. It sounds terrible... how do you prevent it?

Actually, if you do it correctly, you'll never get AIDS! Basically, adhere to the following rules:

Don't share needles (Of course, you shouldn't even be using drugs)

Mistress

My wife?!

Husband...

When having sex, remember to use a condom (That goes for gay men, too!)

Daddy...

Put a condom on first!

Have a regular sex partner; don't sleep around!

If you follow these steps, there's nothing to be afraid of! We can even have cute and healthy kids like you!