Hold on, Mei-senpai.

We don't have dicks.

Dicks...!?

What's wrong, Mei-senpai?

Break room

Well... I'm just adjusting

Its position a bit.

P, Position!?

Ahh, no, the position of the smart phone in my pocket.

Not dick position.

When it gets stuck in this position, it feels funny.

When we're together face to face like this, it's easy to tell.

But online, you can't be sure of the other person's gender.

Even if they have a cute icon and tweet about girly things with lots of emoticons,

The person is actually a middle aged man.

Strawberry au lait

Chocolate-banana concentrated milk au lait

Even if they tweet about being interested in muscular handsome men,

The person is actually a middle aged man.

Conversely, when you think the person is obviously a middle aged man,

He's a middle aged man, just like you thought.

Are there only middle aged men?