Oooh! There's pretty ladies and cool women everywhere~~!

And with that, it's time to bring the news for clueless Polnareff with inside info from the Joestar family! "How is that girl over there like?" 1. Yandere who is a borderline serial killer. But she's not a bad person. Probably. 2. She's a Stand User with stats close to Star Platinum. If you were to trade fists with her, you'd probably die. 3. Too hard to relate to. She's my mother. 4. If you're trying to investigate her, then I will need to intervene as correspondence. I am her bodyguard. 5. She's normally kind, calm, and strong willed. She's elegant and cute-(cut midway) If someone were to raise their voice to her, I might forget to hold back (*laugh*).

Which one!? Who is who!?

They can be anyone, can't they? Doesn't matter who you pick here. They're all death flags.

Wait, wait, wait! Didn't that last one sound like a threat from the speaker!?