I've been thinking about "Nuemikuji". Nuemikuji is a combined word of Nue's name, and omikuji, a type of fortune telling in Japan.

It's a system where you put money in one of your thighhighs, and pull out a fortune from the other.

And what pops out on it would be things like "Good Nuetune", "Bad Nuetune", "You got scammed", and such.

Wouldn't it be weird for an omikuji to have "you got scammed" on it?