Still, Gyro's recommendations sound a bit twisted.

Like you don't have some experience with romance.

N-Not saying that I don't! I've had my share of normal hit-ons.

Like what?

...Like when I'm drinking

and I get invites for a good time.

It's just...

when I'm the one offering

I've got this jinx with the ladies every single time.

Ah, that's not romance at all.

Just a hollow hit-on between strangers.