Tsumo! Kokushi Musou!! Also known as the Thirteen Orphans. You don't usually go for this hand unless you're stupid, desperate, or hella lucky. Or cheating, I guess. Or Koizumi Junichirou.

Oh my, would you stop running your mouth like that?

If you can't win with your own abilities, complaining will only make you look bad.

What Daisangen? Looks like you have to pay the Chombo penalty. Chombo.

Eh?!

How?!