R-romance master?!

Do you think you're cool or something?!

Not at all.

Of course I'm not cool, right?

The number of times I've made women cry

is far greater than the number of times I've made them smile.

But that's a man for you. ☆

Oh, man!!

If someone like me were to call himself a master...

the God of Romance would be so mad!! Oh, man!!