By the by, Senpai.

What?

It looked like you were talking to somebody earlier, which is how I knew it was you.

But I sorta got the feeling that I've seen that guy somewhere before...

...Uh-oh...

It's probably just your imagination.

He's my husband, but I don't believe you two have met?

Oh! He's your hubby! That's a relief!

I thought you might have been getting sexually assaulted or something...

Well, it's not like you're the type of woman who'd need saving from something like that though, so I just left ya be.

You might want to stop talking now.