If you pretend to cut down Kansai people, there's practically a rule that they'll pretend to be cut! See here.

Th-That's great!

You know, lately I've been practicing pretending to be shot with a gun!

Oooh? Sounds interesting. I'll shoot you, so pretend to be shot, okay?

Leave it to me!

Here I go.

Ahhn!

How does that feel good?