Successful Snaps of Sensational Skivvies

Late last night, S (crow Tengu), a photographer for a certain newspaper, succeeded in photographing the hotly discussed underwear of Miss Okazaki (professor), who was undressing just after returning home. This underwear, known as "strawberry panties", has become a topic in some quarters, and we've been receiving investigation requests from our enthusiastic readership.

The image at left is this paper's exclusive photograph of the news-making underwear. As you can see, it is printed with a pattern of strawberry fruits, so one can confirm on sight it is the so-called "strawberry panties". In addition, the photographer S, who took the picture, engaged in repeatedly and persistently shooting more pictures,

and so was shot to death (a deathblow, if a small one) by Miss T (assistant), who came running in upon hearing Miss Okazaki's screams. The second image depicts the moment just before S was shot to death. Under suspicion of the use of excessive defense, when asked for comment, Miss T replied, "I was pissed off. The important thing is I got the negatives." It is expected that the building of a prosecution case will be shelved in this matter.

Following treatment at Eientei, photogapher S survived, but in response to Gensokyo Police inquiries, continued to make such nonsensical testimony as "The strawberries...the strawberries..." She is shortly scheduled to undergo psychiatric examination.

(Photo • above) A dramatic image of the sensational underwear. In addition, this photo was acquired by this paper's reporter (Himekaidou Hatate) via thoughtography. (Image • below) The circumstances just before photographer S was shot to death (deathblown), reproduced based on on-site investigation.