Frying pan

I'm opposed to violence...

Got it!? Don't come near me! Don't come any closer!

Until we're completely sure my body is safe, don't lay a single finger on me!

Cut it out, you're seriously hurting my feelings...

It sounds like we're a couple on the verge of divorce...

S-Sorry...

I told you not to touch me! I hit you because you didn't listen! You sneak-attacked me!