What the hell, Haruhi, aren't you the most abnormal thing here!!

I've found the biggest mystery on this planet right here, goddammit!!

Uh — What?

I'm abnormal!?

You too! Why aren't you putting up any resistance!

What the hell does she mean, "it's been a while"!!

Why are you letting her get away with this! Idiot!!

...Well, that is... true, but...

It's a pretty new thing for someone to stop her for me like this...

Asahina-san, you should also please try to stop this stuff!

Uh! ... Y... Yes, you're right, aren't you...

Oh, my!

As you'd expect from "John"-san!

Something is wrong with your sexual morals, all of you!!