Sorry, but I want to transport some cargo to Akihabara, so can I have you loan me your car?

Sure, but...

...what's up?

I bought a new PC, and it keeps giving me alerts.

A certain shop in Akihabara.

Those symptoms aren't showing up.

Whaaa?

Damn you, admins!! How dare you try and trap this commander?!!

Well, "machines do that all the time", right?