Miser

Hi there, Nee-san. How's business going?

Oh, you're here, cat about town! How about putting some money in the donation box?

Maybe another time.

Only between you and me, there is one easy way to get some money.

Really?! What is it? What is it?

I'll share it only with you, actually... *whisper*

I won't use my mind reading ability for gambling.

Argh... Why do you know?

It's not like it can be useful any other way, don't be so stingy, you idiot!

Just do it, you washboard!

What?! *angry*