Varus's Blues

Varus really is handsome with that gloomy look of his♡

You like that type!? Your tastes sure are special!

... Yours aren't so different!!

Looking at his melancholic expression, don't you think it mysterious?

Isn't it just a personality disorder? An antisocial one? (Ashe)

He really has character when he's concentrating drawing back his bow!! It's like my Ace in the Hole (R). (said Caitlyn)

Ugh...

Speaking of which, could you tell him not to use that move anymore? It gives off a feeling of constipation! (Ms. Fortune)

Doctor... Can my problem be cured? It's really uncomfortable!

Wuoh...

Hm... Your scoliosis is rather serious... How about changing which hand you hold your bow with? And then pay attention to your posture...

(Tryndamere)

(Gangplank)