Enough Power to Do That Standard phrasing describing abilities of Touhou characters, usually not translated so literally

And so I'll be going to Osaka!

Fer real?! Awright! Just leave yer lodgin' reservations t' me!!

I'll introduce ya to a hotel that'll knock yer socks off!!

Several days later.

I'm powerful sorry...that day's in a string o' holidays, so there ain't no rooms open...

It's okay...it couldn't be helped...

Please don't.