Miss Cissia, you are registered as... an "Emotional Support Pet". Certain policies encourage such classifications, and it was the most expedient option...Whaaat?! I'm a dang pet!?Hoo! Now that's a riot! Lucky you! Your food, clothing and shelter are guaranteed!Incidentally, Mr.Billy, yours is "High-Performance Mutlipurpose Domestic Support Unit". In simpler terms, a household appliance.I-I'm a household appliance!?Gyahaha! You're the real riot here, Billy!An appliance, lol! Even being a pet is a hundred times better than that!Sigh... Stop it! Don't compete over who has fewer human rights...I can't bear to watch this....By the way, that goes for you too, Norma.You are a "Special Bio-Organic Hex Wrench for Intelligent Constructs".Why have even Norma's human rights been stripped away too!?
Miss Cissia, you are registered as... an "Emotional Support Pet". Certain policies encourage such classifications, and it was the most expedient option...
Whaaat?! I'm a dang pet!?
Hoo! Now that's a riot! Lucky you! Your food, clothing and shelter are guaranteed!
Incidentally, Mr.Billy, yours is "High-Performance Mutlipurpose Domestic Support Unit". In simpler terms, a household appliance.
I-I'm a household appliance!?
Gyahaha! You're the real riot here, Billy!
An appliance, lol! Even being a pet is a hundred times better than that!
Sigh... Stop it! Don't compete over who has fewer human rights...
I can't bear to watch this....
By the way, that goes for you too, Norma.
You are a "Special Bio-Organic Hex Wrench for Intelligent Constructs".
Why have even Norma's human rights been stripped away too!?
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