Do you have a point card with us?

No, I don't.

Do you hear that!? She doesn't have a point card! Gyahaha!

What!? Why are you laugh-ing!?

Would you like us to set you up with one?

So, uh... what are the perks of having one?

Hee hee hee hee...

Gya haha haha!!

For starters, you won't be treated like an idiot. AHAHA!!