Honey.. you're going to be in prison for 2 years..

.. But as of now, you've only been here for a week.

Look.. I know you must miss me..

It's not that. You see..

The Judge told me that

If I agree to have เซ็กส์ with him, he is willing to reduce your prison sentence by one day, per times I do it with him.

Wait.. You couldn't have.. Right..!?

.. But fortunately, the Court was just a hundred people. So, your prison sentence has been reduced to a week..

OH JESUS!! My wife, like a BAWSE..!!! Yes, it does say Jesus